can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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