quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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