I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I need you to use more vowels.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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