What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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