Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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