A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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