I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
please don't ironically join a cult
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