Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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