so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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