If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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