Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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