He is an equal opportunity slut.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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