...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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