fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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