Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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