just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"