I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity