Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO