Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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