I don't think brook has ever known best
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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