She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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