He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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