so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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