windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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