I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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