Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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