is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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