I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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