Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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