I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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