I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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