You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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