i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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