Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
