Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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