That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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