We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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