can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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