real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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