I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I love you.
Bad choice
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