my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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