Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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