doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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