Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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