I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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