I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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