Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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