your room smells of hookers.
And success
barbara walters just said penis...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Im part way to drunk.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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