Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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