No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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