it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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