it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
is it fun? or sober?
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