But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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