Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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