it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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