Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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