Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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