You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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