: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was so not down for the gang bang
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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