He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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